The Quality of Bad Litter Is Not Strain’d

You think your life sucks? You think you’ve got problems? Let me tell you how miserable a litter box filled with crappy litter can make life.  And when I say miserable, I’m not just blowing dust, my friends.

Humans clean and refill our litterboxes. We are not really interested in listening to their complaints. Please, no crocodile tears of sympathy. It’s their job to make sure that we are comfortable and that includes getting us a decent, high-quality litter. Always. No exceptions.

So how do you think we feel, as we enter a freshly-filled liltterbox, savoring the anticipation of a sweetly comforting release into finely sifted, joyously scratch-able litter only to be forced to recoil at the feel of a badly-textured, lumpy, jaggedy, awful heap of gritty …»More

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